adventures o' Darkie & Lightie

Episode 14----Secret Mission!

2005-11-04T16:31:00.000+08:00

It was a fine day when WHOOSH! A rocket landed in D+L's backyard.

"Hey...how come got rocket in our garden?"
"Yeah...there's a massage on it...I'll read it out. 'hop on for a ride'. "
"Lets go!!! "
"Ok!"

And so they set off. But on the way there was a problem.

"Hey! The idiots forgot to turn on the auto pilot!"
"I know how to control this thing... Adacadabra!"
"Grrrrr Clgrarghhhh!"
"I know... this button! Click!"
---AUTO PILOT ENGAGED---

Soon they landed on a plains.

"Hey what the...the rocket's drilling into the ground!"
"Yeah...and now we're in some sort of secret base!"
"Welcome...we thought you were worthy of going on our secret mission. We tested you by not switching on the auto pilot."
"Idiotic dimwits! You risked our lifes just for a stupid mission?"
"Your mission is to get a maximum-rated computer game. Here are some gadgets to help you on the way."
"We want to go on the mission!"

To be continued...

Episode 13

2005-09-17T21:28:00.000+08:00

The vultures started to peck them.

"Why you...ouch! Why you peck us?!"
"Yeah... Take this!"

Darkie used his eyeball rocket to stare at the vultures. Soon the vultures had sore eyes and were dark-siders.

"Now you will obey us!"
"Yes master"
"Carry us to our home"
"Yes master"
"Do not eat us"
"Yes master"

The vulture flew them to their home.

"Ah, home at last"
"What's in my pocket"
"I think its eggs"
"What eggs?"
"Vulture eggs"
"And where's mom?"
"Dunno"
"Crack! Hey the eggs are hatching!"
"Alamak!"
"Hey, they think we're their parents"

To be continued...

Episode 12 ---- Danger Vacation prt.3

2005-09-17T21:26:00.000+08:00

The eggs were perfect for juggling and Darkie started having fun.

"Hey these eggs are really good for juggling!"
"Careful, you don't want to-"
"Crack! Whoops..."
"...crack them."

Vulture chicks began to crawl out of the eggs.

"So cute!"
"Lets run! Opps... There's nowhere to run."
"Hey... It likes me!"

The vulture's parents soon came back to the nest.

"Errr... Incoming parent vultures!!!"
"But there's nowhere to run, idiot!"
"Grrr! Dumbo!"

To be continued...

Episode 11 ---- Danger Vacation prt.2

2005-09-11T20:08:00.000+08:00

"Zzzz..."
"Zzzz..."

While they were sleeping, a vulture swooped down and grabbed Darkie and Lightie. It flew far, far away to its nest. But by the time it reached its nest, it was morning.

"Yawn... Hey idiot, wake up!"
"Hiya! Woota! Yawn... Huh? Whatz? Where am I? Alamak! We're in a nest!"
"Yeah, I know... I've been trying to tell you but YOU KEPT HITTING ME!!!@#%*!!!"
"Sorry, I didn't know, I was dreaming."
"What was your dream about anyway?"
"Vulture chicks attacking us."
"Why are there eggs in here?"
"Dunno."

To be continued...

Episode 10 ---- Danger Vacation

2005-09-11T19:51:00.000+08:00

Darkie, Lightie and their parents were going to the jungle for a vacation.

"Grrr... Blood sucking, man eating mosquitoes!"
"Dear.. I think I see a tiger. Darling!"

They saw a tiger charging towards them. They decided to split. Soon, Darkie and Lightie were left alone.

"Hey.. it's about nightfall..."
"Yeah.. Let's sleep up in this tree."
"Smack! Stupid mosquitoes!"
"Grrr! That was my face you smacked, idiot!"
"Don't call me idiot, dumbo!"
"Shut up, loser!"
"Idiot, we all shut up and sleep ok?"
"Ok lah, dumbo!"
"Grrrr!"

What danger awaits them when they sleep?

To be continued...

Episode 9 ---- Trouble! prt.6

2005-09-11T19:06:00.000+08:00

Darkie was no match for the virus.

"Grrr! Die lah!"
"Hey cool down human dudes. Cause' i love to push you! Let's push!"

The virus loved to push. But he pushed too far. He pushed them far, far away.

"Ermm...why are we spinning and spinning around?"
"Dunno."

They had been pushed out of the computer and restored back to normal size.

"Mom, mom, there's a virus in the computer!"
"How did you know? Dear darling?"
"Err, internet?"

Cutie deleted the virus and everything was okay.
Well, almost...
"Hello babe!" "Grrr idiot!" "Grrr dumbo!"

The End Of "Trouble!"

Episode 8 ---- Trouble! prt.5

2005-09-11T19:04:00.000+08:00

Under the water, Lightie finally saw Darkie and swam down to him. Lightie held him tight in his arms and up he went!

"Glug...Hey how come got a hole...Ahhh!"
"Ahhh!"

There was a rush of bubbles as the hole sucked the D&L Forces in. Then they landed in a huge metal box. Clunck! It was the CPU.

"Hey who's that weirdo?"
"Yeah, who is he?"

They saw a strange looking creature of steel. It said,

"Hey you dudes...i'm a computer virus."
"How dare you hack our computer?! Take that! Pow! Yeow!!!"

Darkie gave the virus the punch of darkness but it was harder than he thought. "Grrrrrrrrr!!! Stupid virus! i'll kill you!"

What will happen next? To be continued...

Episode 7 ---- Trouble! prt.4

2005-09-11T19:03:00.000+08:00

"So now how babe?"
"I dunno and grrr!!! Don't call me babe!"
"So...let the real expert try!"

Darkie took his hankerchief and wet it with his urine. Then he covered the revolting piece of cloth over his mouth. Next, he dived under the water.

"Glug, glug..."
"Idiot come out now!"

Then Lightie threw a stone at Darkie whilst Darkie was underwater. Darkie fainted immediately.

"Aww man...Now i'll have to rescue him too...Grrr, what a bummer!"

Then Lightie used the same method that Darkie used to make a scuba diving mask. And off he went to rescue his arch rival.

Will they survive? Find out in the next episode as this story is to be continued...

Episode 6 ---- Trouble! prt.3

2005-09-11T12:54:00.000+08:00

??Hey there also got say exit.?? ??Hey there also.?? ??And there and there and there and there.?? ??Ah shutup.?? ??Hmm?K?? ??Miny money miny more!?? ??Which door exit is the exit but not the fake exit we do not want to exit from??? ??Miny money many more! Bush! Bam!?? ??Rrr! Idiot! No one choose like that one lah!?? ??Watch the expert!?? ??Many money many more!?? ??Which is not the fake exit which we do not want to exit from the exit and the real exit which we want to exit from??? ??Miny money many more!?? ??Rrr! Dumbo! Not like that one lah!?? To be continued?K

Episode 5 ---- Trouble! prt.2

2005-09-11T12:53:00.000+08:00

Lightie said, "For now, only for now do I agree to join forces with you, 'EVIL!' to defeat the 'EVIL!' forces of this ??EVIL!?? computer. So, what is your say!??. ??Alright! But only for the very moment do I, ??EVIL!?? can endure such humiliation.?? "Now let??s do it babe!?? ??I??m not baby lah! Idiot!?? ??I not idiot lah! Dumbo!?? ??I not dumbo lah! Idiot!?? ??Aiyah shutup!?? ??Grrr!?? ??Pish! Bomb! Bah!?? ??Grrr!?? ??Hey! It says exit over there.?? ??Last one??s an idiot.?? ??Rrr! You dumbo!?? To be continued?K

Episode 4 ---- Trouble!

2005-09-11T12:52:00.000+08:00

Darkie and Lightie were playing computer games when the computer screen sucked them into the game. They were stuck in a 2-D underwater cave. Darkie was not agreeing with the terms of working together. They fighted for seconds and seconds. (Isn't this fammiliar?) Lightie suddenly pushed Darkie into the water. (Isn't this familiar too?) They were running out of air and swam toward the light and they entered another cave. What now? To be continued...

Episode 3 ---- The Fight On The Roof prt.2

2005-09-11T12:51:00.000+08:00

Previously, on Episode 2, Darkie was pushed off a house by Lightie. Now for Episode 3... Lightie laughed wickedly! Anyway, Darkie used his bad breath rocket to get back up on the roof. Lightie suddenly said what Darkie hated "EVIL!". Darkie attacked in rage with his eyeball missilies. The smoke cleared, and it was clear that the fight had ended. Cutie(mom), made for the final blow with the butt-sitting and farting bomb

Episode2 ---- The Fight On The Roof

2005-09-11T12:50:00.000+08:00

Clash! Bing! Bang! Laugh! Bleed! Darkie and Lightie were having a fight on the roof of the house. Darkie tried to dodge Lightie's attacks, but had no luck. Lightie jumped on Darkie and kissed with the ultimate kissing attack. Darkie tried hard to defend from the kiss with the slapping attacko. Lightie suddenly pushed Darkie off the house! To be continued...

Episode 1---- History of D & L

2005-09-11T12:24:00.000+08:00

Long ago, I mean not very long ago, Darkie and Lightie(D&L) watched the Spongebob show. Mermaid Man said "Evil!". One year later, Lightie kept calling Darkie "EVIL". Darkie swore to be Lightie's enemy forever! They had a fight for seconds and seconds in a KFC restaurant. And that is what we know till today...